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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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