I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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