ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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