So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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