It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I pour the whiskey from now on
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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