Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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