I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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