Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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