he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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