you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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