So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
and she was petting her beer can
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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