so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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