Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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