Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Randomize
