Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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