After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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