I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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