I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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