Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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