the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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