just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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