Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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