Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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