For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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