I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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