Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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