also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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