in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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