Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
