just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
