so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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