Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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