its not stalking. its research.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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