No subtext here. People are naked.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I need water and some morals
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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