its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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