If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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