i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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