we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I wear drunk well.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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