why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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