Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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