Define "chronic" masturbator.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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