We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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