I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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