found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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