I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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