Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
