hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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