She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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