How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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