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do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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