i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're making bets on your personal life
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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