if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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