38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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