Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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