Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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