how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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