i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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